Snails Ho!
(aka,"Vacation at PSG"; "The Nipple Ring Song")
by Beltana of SONA
© 2002 SONA
, used with permission
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(Oy!Oy!Oy!)
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1. Well the snails took off down vendor's row
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on a sunny sensational summer's day
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We slithered along into the pagan towne into P.S.G. from F2K
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Well we were on vacation or so it seemed,
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we were sucked into the morning meeting at the towne green
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Oh, well, that's ok, we were up from the night before anyway
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Ch: Beautiful sun
and welcome rain, my family's back together again
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Violins cry and
whippoorwills sing, but the faeries took off with my nipple rings
2. Got the moon-owl howl and the double crab crawl,
Blueberry mead, hey, we got it all
We got a Kittin and a Blinky dog too
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jump on the pagan wagon doing titty floot two
There were lovers from the tea party on the brink
enjoying carnal knowledge on the port-a-potty sink
too much punch a missing bottle of Crown
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let's all get down and do the turtle mound pound (Ch)
3. There's a ferocious fire-breathing silver dragon on the loose
with a fuzzy bunny tail for a caboose
As he circles the fire pit,
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he's doing metaphysical and intellectual wit
There were f*cking fuzzy bunnies bouncing everywhere
so I got right up from my broken chair
"Snails Ho!" into the pagan towne,
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let's have some more mead and groove with Green Crown! (Ch 2x)
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...why would the faeries do such a terrible thing?
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The little bastards stole my nipple rings!
(Oy!)