I Had Lunch with an Alien

By Brenda Allen Moser

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It started with a sandwich and finished with a salad

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Took me a while to realize, but it didn’t make me mad

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I had lunch with an extra-terrestrial

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I had lunch with an alien from another planet

He doesn’t have antennae like most aliens you see

The thing that is confusing is that he looks like you and me

I had lunch with an extra-terrestrial

I had lunch with an alien from another planet

His table manners aren’t the best, but he’s good at conversation

Just wants lunchmeat deli-style, doesn’t want to take over our nation

I had lunch with an extra-terrestrial

I had lunch with an alien from another planet

My friends don’t pay him notice they think he is the same

But I can see the difference, Lipschticks is his name

I had lunch with an extra-terrestrial

I had lunch with an alien from another planet

He’s just a regular guy, laughs like the rest

He’s the one who laughs last, he probably laughs the best

I had lunch with an extra-terrestrial

I had lunch with an alien from another planet

He said he’s here for a show or a spell

Passing time, having fun, drinking lots of ale

He says, if you wouldn’t mind, if sometime today

You could pass the bowl of chips this way

I had lunch with an extra-terrestrial

I had lunch with an alien from another planet

It starts with a salad, show some alien bread

My friends all think I’m crazy, I think they are instead, because:

I had lunch with an extra-terrestrial

I had lunch with an alien from another planet

I had lunch with an extra-terrestrial

I had lunch with an alien from another planet

I had lunch with an alien!